HAHAHAHA No

That awkwardly hilarious moment when someone assumes that I’M the quiet one.
HAHAHAHAHA
OH SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
HAHAHAHAHA
(This happened to me the other day in Church because I was the only one truly paying attention. Lemme just say, paying attention and being a quiet person? Two completely different things.)
So, what went down was the Pastor was trying to get everyone be quiet and focus on the questions, and everyone kept getting off track and talking, even me sometimes, but me considerably less because I was really focusing (go figure), and he told us all to be quiet. He said, “This should be hard for all of you. Well, all of you except Prism.” (By the way, obviously my name is not actually Prism, it’s a pseudonym people, not a pseudopod (fake foot), a pseudonym, a pen name, A WAY TO STAY ANONYMOUS, but I’mma just fill it in wherever my real name pops up in one of my riveting stories.)
And I was literally so surprised, I practically yelped, “What? Me?!” And this other guy on our team said, “Yeah, because you never talk!” and seriously, I just started spluttering before I threw my hands in the air and gave up.
Guys.
Someone implied I’m quiet.
Me.